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nakedhermione: holywatered | ohno789: Cards Against Humanity...

Wed, 30 May 2012 16:04:33 -0400

holywatered | ohno789:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.

And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

#omg it’s like angsty apples to apples

WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol

Sat, 26 May 2012 04:27:45 -0400

LOLOLOL YA RLY? O MAN BETTUR BELEEF IT.

drunkblogging: rickywathappend: quite possibly my favorite...

Mon, 21 May 2012 21:12:35 -0400

drunkblogging:

rickywathappend:

quite possibly my favorite post ever

reasons i love black people

shieldagentbarton: roxannestrange: So this happened. That’s...

Mon, 21 May 2012 21:03:25 -0400

shieldagentbarton:

roxannestrange:

So this happened.

That’s Coulson’s secret.
He’s always a woman from the waist down.

chaoskiwi: 31spadesdown: flavorofanime: lasciviouslink: bodyf...

Mon, 21 May 2012 01:06:14 -0400

chaoskiwi:

31spadesdown:

flavorofanime:

lasciviouslink:

bodyfleur:

scyko:

bradstuck:

heyitsthatsean:

thegoodsonisbad:

contentkiller:

sourcedumal:

buttpilgrim:

ariverwithoutislands:

birdfists:

My favorite power ranger.

but where’s his shield?

loved the anime

Best manga EVER!

I call shenanigans: where is his bow and quiver?!!?!?

he doesn’t get it until after the cell saga

But not before he fights with Arlong.

No, he fights Arlong after he wins the Hunger Games.

He wins the hunger games after joining the x-men.

But before he joins the X-men that he has to go to Soul Society.

Where he rescues Naruto after gaining power from making a contract to become a Puella Magi.

But that was after he got a vending machine thrown to the head by Shizuo which gave him the power to bend the elements.

And now he writes best selling Shonen manga with Thor under the name “Nizuma Eiji” right?

Yeah, in Republic City, if I remember correctly.

reeses-and-redbull: hijikatamamoru: blackbanshee: miss-badass-...

Sun, 20 May 2012 21:44:39 -0400

reeses-and-redbull:

hijikatamamoru:

blackbanshee:

miss-badass-applejack:

All of my emotions are spilled out on my keyboard… help

jhkahfi? OAO

holy flying mother of fuckin-

I QUIT.

DAMN

the-absolute-funniest-posts: 9gag: Penguins. Got to love...

Mon, 07 May 2012 04:03:24 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

9gag:

Penguins. Got to love them

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

cantlivewithoutlyrics: March 2. This girl is already dead. I...

Sun, 06 May 2012 12:41:16 -0400

cantlivewithoutlyrics:

March 2. This girl is already dead.

I will forever Reblog this

wow. Kids can so brutal.

iheartchaos: Oh! I want to try both!

Sun, 06 May 2012 12:37:43 -0400

iheartchaos:

Oh! I want to try both!

onceler-in-a-lifetime: therickymartin: merrykrystmas: jedichil...

Sun, 06 May 2012 12:33:26 -0400

[Flash 10 is required to watch video.]

onceler-in-a-lifetime:

therickymartin:

merrykrystmas:

jedichillin:

devnne:

buttercunterrdae:

maxpotential:

I laughed so hard I stopped breathing

I haven’t watched this is so long. lmao

hahahaha

omg

Jesus Christ my stomach hurts from laughing

well this just cheered me up

so I poker faced the whole time the video was playing

but as soon as it was over i lost it

the-absolute-funniest-posts: Follow this blog, you will love it...

Sat, 05 May 2012 16:04:36 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

the-absolute-funniest-posts: Follow this blog, you will love it...

Sat, 05 May 2012 15:57:46 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

-deadly: lindsayolohan: happy sinko de mayo omg

Sat, 05 May 2012 15:47:58 -0400

-deadly:

lindsayolohan:

happy sinko de mayo

omg

singacrossthemoon: The cake… wasn’t a lie…? /mindblown

Fri, 04 May 2012 12:22:06 -0400

singacrossthemoon:

The cake… wasn’t a lie…? /mindblown

thedrunkenmoogle: expbaronline: Black Widow (The Avengers...

Fri, 04 May 2012 12:20:00 -0400

thedrunkenmoogle:

expbaronline: Black Widow (The Avengers cocktail)

Ingredients:
1 oz. Vodka
.75 oz. Kahlua
1 oz. grenadine
Cola

Directions:

Pour the first three ingredients in a high ball or pint glass over ice

Fill with cola of choice

Stir gently

Note from the creators: “The black widow, Natasha Romanof, Russian born agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. What better way to encapsulate this Russian femme fetale than a sweet smooth variant on the Black Russian. This drink is smooth, sweet, and has just the hint of coffee flavour you’d want from a Kahlua drink.”

Drink created and photographed by EXPBarOnline.

thedrunkenmoogle: expbaronline: The Avengers Shot...

Fri, 04 May 2012 12:19:29 -0400

Avengers assemble

Stars... and... Stripes!!

One for the flight

ANOTHER!!!!

More love for hawkeye than the trailers

Hulk Smashed!

thedrunkenmoogle:

expbaronline: The Avengers Shot Challenge

Ingredients:
Captain America-
Grenadine
Blue curacao
Blueberry schnapps

Iron Man-
Grenadine
Blue curacao
Black Heart spiced rum

Thor-
Wild Turkey American Honey
Citrus Vodka

Hawkeye-
Grape Pucker
Captain Morgan: Tattoo

The Hulk:
Grape Pucker
Absinthe (NV Absinthe Verte used)

Directions: For all shots, layer the ingredients in the order given (except for Thor, which should be stirred). If all the ingredients are chilled, it should be very easy to layer them.

A note from the creators and the ‘shot challenge’ explanation:

Happy Avengers Day one and all!! So the trick here is they get stronger the further you go down the list. We have the order very carefully placed and drinks carefully crafted to embody the heroes. We are using the movie universe avengers even though we are aware they were not the first avengers.

Captain America:

Doctor erskine was going to share blueberry schnapps with him, but he couldn’t have it. Also due to the advanced tissues on his organs he can’t get drunk, hence this shot is the weakest.

Iron man:

Tony stark has battled on and off with alcoholism so his tolerance for alcohol is high hence the high proof rum, yet he tries to not drink hence the grenadine to dilute the alcohol.

Thor:

He is a god. He drinks after battle and can handle his alcohol, yet human alcohol seems to affect him more hence he is the middle.

Hawkeye:

Just a normal human with unbelievable accuracy with all fire arms, bow being his weapon of choice. (p.s. Unlike the trailers we here at EXPbaronline do support Hawkeye and think he is bad ass)

Hulk:

He’s the Hulk, and as he so eloquently has stated in the past, “HULK AM THE STRONGEST THERE IS!!!!!” hence he is last.

So there you have it the avengers shot challenge. Enjoy.

Spcial thanks to Alex Stephenson this week for his amazing art for the avengers shots. Check out his hilarious web comic Narcolepsy inc.

Congrats to EXPbaronline on creating this great looking shot series! If you’re still hungry for more Avengers drinks, don’t forget about Black Widow’s cocktail. Remember, always be responsible while drinking.

chelsidactyl: I’m so doing this.

Thu, 03 May 2012 11:13:44 -0400

chelsidactyl:

I’m so doing this.

supersugoi-spiderman: bitchesbeshady: this is my favorite...

Wed, 02 May 2012 22:34:33 -0400

supersugoi-spiderman:

bitchesbeshady:

this is my favorite youtube video EVER

oh my Jesus Christ

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